the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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