Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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