Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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