Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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