i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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