Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Randomize
