My friends, they love my intelligence
I need help removing her.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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