i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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