Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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