Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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