FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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