He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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