weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Randomize
