not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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