Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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