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(248): View more from Michigan

Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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(650): View more from California

what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?

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(561): View more from Florida

My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..

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(407): View more from Florida

So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves

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(443): View more from Maryland

There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bad breakup?

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He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball

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(507): View more from Minnesota

RESIST THE DICK

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thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.

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