i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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