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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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