before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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