How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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