the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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