Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Porn is love you can see.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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