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The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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