hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
In the future we'll all be gay
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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