Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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