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So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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