dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
