Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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