I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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