i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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