Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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