i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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