so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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