I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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