trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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