You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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