I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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