i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
