Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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