I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The air was thick with penises
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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