Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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