You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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