But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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