Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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