dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Shame - the story of my life.
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