at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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