Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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