I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
