i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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