The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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