It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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