i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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