i would punch a child for taco bell
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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