You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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