Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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