Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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