So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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