8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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